accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"
Look at all these little cuties I bought!!
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
Doctor Who the hell cares
even the essays i write sound sarcastic